Working my way through season 3 of Transformers. I'd put up a spoiler warning, but I'm pretty sure everyone knows Optimus Prime, as robot Jesus, dies during the movie. Along with pretty much everyone else. Except Perceptor for some reason. IDK how the hell Wheeljack and Ironhide and Prowl all kicked the bucket but somehow Mr. I-Turn-Into-A- ( Read more... )

MERCHANDISING, MERCHANDISING! WHERE THE REAL MONEY FROM THE MOVIE IS MADE! TWILIGHT THE LUNCHBOX! TWILIGHT THE BREAKFAST CEREAL! TWILIGHT THE FLAMETHROWER!

SERIOUSLY, GUYS. I CAN SORT OF UNDERSTAND A SMALL TOWN IN WASHINGTON WHORING ITSELF OUT TO HELP TOURISM, BUT OH MY GOD IT'S NAUSEATING.

Oh, and PETA is campaigning to call fish 'sea ( Read more... )